Biography

It’s time for a riddle: “I rest south of the two holy hills. My streams flow when the winds blow. My cavern is tight but you can slide in when the time is right. What am I?” Answer: Brooke Beretta’s pussy. That’s right - Brooke’s whole body should only really be described by a certified poet through elaborate literary devices, but I’ll try to paint a picture for you. Brooke stands at a perfectly lofty five-foot-eight. She’s got legs that pretty much disappear into the vanishing point when you look at them from top to bottom. Brooke seemingly hired Michale Angelo as her plastic surgeon when…